I’ve long been haunted by the bokep memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night crot by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered memek if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the bokeh ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the memek woman memek an bokeh ‘actrice’, bokep or porn sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek memek all men dread – the bokeh louder the cry of ecstasy, crot memek the greater the chance the crot orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot porn you can’t measure passion in terms of memek decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, crot and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman bokeh is bokeh genuinely aroused, bokep porn trusts her partner and bokep crot is memek not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my bokep days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking memek orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, bokeh so they bokep could make their partner feel bokeh happy, memek while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, bokeh and memek that women were bokeh prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A bokep new study bokep confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It porn was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you bokep get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech bokep like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual memek yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should bokep be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert bokep nearby males that porn they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn porn bokep I bokeh can memek understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.

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