The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

bokeh I’ve long been haunted by the memory of crot a stay in Paris’s porn Latin Quarter bokeh where I bokeh was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to bokep the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an crot ‘actrice’, bokeh or bokep sex worker.

Now, bokeh according bokep to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being bokep faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure porn passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, memek and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn memek trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for crot memek a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep porn they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion memek of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, porn and memek that women were prone to what they described as bokep ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: %anchor_text% ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena memek is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that crot her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh porn bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their bokeh book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our memek nearest primate cousins – was to alert porn nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand memek the need to bokep advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then crot men should take heed: bokep the best crot sex may just be the quietest.

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