The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling
I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I memek was kept awake all night by a woman in a bokep nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should crot offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French porn word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or porn sex worker.
Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what crot most women know and bokeh all men porn dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the crot greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, porn and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokeh is not bokep fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently porn sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared crot that erotic decibels were all about manners and %anchor_text% ‘manipulation’, bokep and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?
The only other reason memek to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha memek concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins porn memek – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.
If you’re memek a sex worker, memek I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.
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